Okay....so I don't pee standing up....but half the world does......and 3/4 of our household think they are firemen.
Sometimes when my menfolks make me mad....because they don't aim straight....I tell them I'm going to ban them and they could just go outside and pee on a tree ..or a bush....or a flower....
okay....how about in a flower?
Viola.....a new urinal designed by a sculptor.....and guaranteed to make a man feel he's right out in the garden.....just behind a big bush or a spectacular tree....gee if you put one of those nature cds in your bathroom....with birds tweeting....menfolks might never leave......the room.
Sometimes when my menfolks make me mad....because they don't aim straight....I tell them I'm going to ban them and they could just go outside and pee on a tree ..or a bush....or a flower....
okay....how about in a flower?
Viola.....a new urinal designed by a sculptor.....and guaranteed to make a man feel he's right out in the garden.....just behind a big bush or a spectacular tree....gee if you put one of those nature cds in your bathroom....with birds tweeting....menfolks might never leave......the room.
I wonder what Georgia O'Keefe would think of this?
Only for early risers....cause you know by the time the sun comes up these babies are closed tighter than drum......
Gee ...visualize a couple of guys in a men's room....all pissing on a pretty pistol......
Okay.....I'll take that back....cut that image.
