Santa needs glasses.
He obviously missed the stockings and stuffed a brief.
I'm scanning the Sunday newspaper sale flyers and I'm forced to put my coffee cup down.
Whoa....this is at top of the flyer page.
The other guys look normal....but this man's brief are a bulgin'
I'm sure the ad department aimed for a non penis outline in his briefs....but whomever stuffed this guy's panties....did too good a job....and the placement of his hand....amplifies the message cause he's pulling his shirt up a bit.
"Oh baby looked what I got here."
Viva la stuffed pouch and thank you Kohl's ad department.