A mostly humorous look at life...my life...from crossing the Sahara desert to figuring out how to work an industrial-sized washing machine. Okay,okay.... a few reflective moments too.....
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
The Mysterious Disappearance of Granny Cat
We are not sure of Granny cat's real name or age. She's lived with us for 3 1/2 years since my parents died. I didn't want to inherit this cat plus her brother but I couldn't find a shelter or any one to adopt them in Chicago because of their age and temperaments.
I believe my mom called them "Minnie" and "Mike." Although I love cats, I never had a lot of interaction with them. They would scoot away when I approached them and were often sequestered in the basement.
I always felt sorry for them. My mother disliked cats yet she found two kittens in their outdoor shed and had my dad bring them into the house. She loved them when they were kittens...fed them with a bottle...kept them in an enclosure with soft towels....but when they became cats and started walking around the house and when my mother discovered they were not dogs...i.e. pets that would run to her ...obey her....and cuddle with her on command...she banished them to the basement and allowed them to come upstairs to the main part of the house for a couple hours a day.
My dad spent a lot of time in the basement....it was the typical finished basement in Chicago....carpeted...TV....bar...stereo... and was dad's man cave. He was a kind man and he liked the cats....so when he was in the man cave in the evenings....they frolicked around him and allowed him to touch them. They were more normal in their behavior with him. Once upstairs though...they became skittish....aloof....and "spooky"...easily frightened by people or things.
As I mentioned, when my parents died...I inherited them. While I was cleaning and remodeling their house...I tried to normalize the cats. I let them come upstairs for longer and longer time periods...I tried to touch and handle them.....and talk to them. "Minnie" seemed to respond to me a little...but Mike was as skittish as ever.
When no one agency would take them for adoption, I decided to bring them home with me. There really wasn't any other solution except to put them to sleep.....which I couldn't do....not with my parents death being so recent. In moving the cats out to my car to drive home....the male cat....escaped....and dashed down the block at lightening speed. I never found him. So just "Minnie" came home with me. I imagined she was petrified....not only was she out of the basement and into the world...but my father, her familiar keeper, was gone and so was her brother...both constants in her life since she was a kitten.
At my house, she remained fearful and skittish. We carved out a territory for her as we had another cat. For some reason, I had to go back to Chicago suddenly....so I left her in the care of my husband...a bit of animal whisperer. When I returned, it was obvious she had imbedded herself on him. She wouldn't even look at me...even though I fed her and took care of her box and needs...she lived only for my hub's presence . She would jump into his lap and purr...a behavior we had never seen in my parents' house.
She was round and fat and had this furry hanging belly so we called her "Fat Cat." But within a couple of weeks, she became very ill. I took her to the vet. He was very pessimistic and felt she didn't have much time to live....liver problems....digestion problems....weight loss...all bad signs. He suggested we try some steroids so her last days would be comfortable. Well, that was 3 years ago....Minnie, Fat Cat...pulled through somehow...her coat became soft and glossy and she continued to eat like a cow. Sometimes I even called "Cow Cat"....cause she ate and pooped like one.
Her name continued to evolve.....and we started calling her "Granny cat" to differentiate her from our new young cat. Despite a loving home and many names, she remains mostly a spooky cat...always wary...until she spys my hub then she transforms into a more normal cat. She turns into a purring machine, jumps on his desk and rubs up against his face.
Late Friday evening....I noticed she wasn't waiting for me when I went to feed her. Hmmmm....but...we were cleaning and getting ready for my daughter's visit so I thought all the house activity had upset her and she was hiding as usual. I didn't bother calling for her because she just ignores me. On Saturday....in the afternoon....my radar screen started beeping....I realized I hadn't seen her. I asked hub...when did you last see Granny cat? My daughter was now here so again we dismissed her disappearance to the fact that a new person was in the house. But then...with a nagging bad feeling.... I checked the cat box....nothing...clean as a whistle...and this cat was never constipated in her life...so I knew she wasn't hiding...she was gone.
So...I gathered the kids and we searched the house....flashlights out....looking under couches....checking the closets....looking beyond her usual territory in the house. No cat.
She is declawed and never goes out the front door but now we were concerned she had gotten outside. More family gathered.... we did a systematic sweep of the front and back yard. Now someone remembered Ozzie the Wonder Dog had barked at something in the morning and chased it. Could he have chased Granny Cat? Was she hiding in the bushes near the front door and he ran her off?
My head was whirling. Damn...she had no collar or micro chip. Any time anyone attempted to put a collar on her she worked on it till she tore it off and we never chipped her. It was getting late in the day....and we had no clue where she was. We did another systematic search of the front and back yard. Granny Cat was not a smart cat or a responsive one so yelling her name seemed futile...all we could hope to spot her in the leaves or under a bush.
At this late hour, there wasn't much we could do. I started a plan in my head. Tomorrow posters.....the next day a call to the Humane society/pound...another look in the morning around the house.
My hub was looking sad by this time....he was the only human she had bonded to since my dad....and although she was old....we didn't want her to come to a lonely or painful end....starving to death outside....hypothermia.....or becoming dinner to a fox or coyote.
We opened the front door a hundred times and just looked outside.
Nothing.
Finally...I decided to make one more search of the house. I started in my daughter's room....and searched all the rooms on the second floor. I decided to check the attic again even though there's very little traffic in and out. I opened the door....looked...listened and called her name. Nothing. I decided to check the very back of the attic with all the boxes piled up and grabbed a lantern.
There it was...a flash of red eye near a box...Granny Cat! How the hell did she get into the attic???....and now I remembered.... I had put a suitcase in the attic on Friday afternoon and a short time latter realized the door was a jar...but since this section of the house was Fancypants domain, I made sure Fancypants was around and simply closed the door.
I flew out of the attic and called to my hub....come quick....she's here but I don't want to spook her. I went back to the far depths of the attic and put the light on her again....she was terrified ...hunkered down on some boxes...she had obviously not moved as there were pee stains on the boxes.
My hub joined me and started talking and cooing to her...but she didn't move.... we figured by now she hadn't eaten or drank anything for at least 36 hours....so he found a folding chair and sat down and started talking to her.
I left the attic....hoping she would feel more comfortable. Slowly...very slowly....she crept away from the boxes and came to my hub....meowing pathetically. He made a quick grab for her and burst out of the attic with the cat in his hands. He placed Granny Cat near her food and water and shut the door. We just looked at each other.
We had gone into the attic a couple of times with our search party but we hadn't seen her and in her frightened state she wouldn't vocalize or answer us when we called to her. She could have died right there in our house...I'm not even sure I would have rechecked the attic again because there was simply no reason to believe she could have gotten in there.
My hub reminded me she was not smart....and not well socialized so turning to us was not her first option. Not like our other cats....who see us as their servants...to come fetch them when they're not happy.
So Granny Cat is back. She looks a little weary....it was a tough experience hiding among the boxes...on a cold night in the attic. She's been dozing on her blanket in hub's study....sleeping deeply.
I came into the study to check on her today. I reached out my hand to pet her and was shocked when she stayed in place on the couch. I gave her some scratchies... cooed words of encouragement ...and petted her until I reached her human contact limit. I tucked the blanket around her to keep her warm....and left....hub would be home soon and she would be happy to see him.
She is a small not-so-bright little animal who shares our home and our lives....she is not the greatest pet....but she is ours and we our hers....and sometimes that is just how the arrangement works.
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
I Will Wait for You
Love these boys.....and love this song.....a good emerging from the cocoon song.
Click on this: I will Wait for You
Monday, November 05, 2012
Cocooned till after the Election
I have political opinions....strong ones. I want a particular candidate to win....I don't believe in the other guy's agenda...in fact...I find it scary.
This weekend I reached a point where I simply couldn't listen or read any more about the election. I was getting anxious...nervous....worried. The pundits on many TV shows are hyperventilating....there is simply too much chatter.
I've cast my vote....there's nothing more I can do....I've sent in my campaign contributions to the limit I'm comfortable with....I've read thoughtful articles on both sides of the spectrum....made up my mind....BUT I can't seem to endure more hype and more desperate commentators.
So...I've cocooned myself. I changed my homepage from MSN to Outdoor Photography which greats me with calm pictures of mountains and flowers. I've un-subsribed from my candidate's news feed....I am a newspaper junkie....and I've avoided my favorite newspapers for the last day. I don't even glance at my icon for NEWS and the roll of papers and pundits under it. I don't watch much TV so it's not hard to avoid the news for a couple of days and with cable ...let's face it ...you can simply be as stupid as you like and watch nothing but bride shows, pawn shop shows and the world's dumbest.
I've instructed my husband....not to tell me anything about the election until the winner has been declared and then I'll either do a little happy dance or prepare for the apocalypse...lol.
I just don't want to think about this or be anxious over this or get bent out of shape.....it's out of my hands....when it's done I'll deal with it.
Hopefully ....I'll be happy....but if not....I guess there's always Canada...LOL>>LOL>
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
White Bitch
I try not to be a bitch....I know bitches, I've seen bitches in action....I don't want to be one. And I especially don't want to be a "White Bitch" one of those involved in racial one-upsman (or one upswoman). But this weekend....I felt like a White Bitch and I was embarrassed and uncomfortable.
It started with hamburgers. I was rushing around doing errands this weekend and the men folks called me on my cell phone to say they were hungry. Could I stop and bring home some lunch? They wanted burgers. Fine. So I pulled into Sonic....mentally got my order ready and pressed the big red button.
"I need three Number 2 Combo orders."
"Wha ya kwa kdn lske d?"
Okay....what did this woman just say?
I was dealing with a Southern accent, a African-American slang accent and a very cheap intercom.
"Excuse me?"
"Wha ya kdfd kkjkfssd ? wha ldkjk?
"I'm sorry I didn't get that...."
"What kdnf?"
Okay, so I've told her three times I don't understand her....there's a lot of cheap intercom interference...and what do I say?
So I just repeat my order.
Silence. Maybe it will be fine.
She arrives a short time later with a small bag. This is not a good sign ...cause I'm feeding three men who wanted combos...burgers and tots and soda whatever.
She smiles and basically says here's your order.
"This is wrong....they are supposed to be combos.....I ordered combos...and they come with sodas too"
She looks at me ....kinda of like.... really lady? and she says, you didn't say combos. I didn't know what to say....I could barely understand her and I'm sure I sounded just as foreign to her....especially since we didn't even share a Southern accent.
"I said combos" but as soon as the words came out of my mouth they sounded a bit too rough.
I felt stupid....I couldn't tell her the truth....which was I couldn't understand her slang and accent....and I'm sure my uncomfortableness was coming across as bitchy rather than just being uncomfortable.
She turns on heel and goes back in....a guy comes out....looks me over and says "We'll change up your order."
"Fine." I feel like there's a neon arrow pointing at my car along with an accompanying sign...."White Bitch in Here"...."White Bitch in Here".
The young guy comes back with my combos...with my sodas....and a couple of coupons. They are for a 99 cent sundaes.
"Here you go MAM"....I am thinking oh geez I offended her.
"Tell the car hop ...I'm sorry....I'm in a bit of a rush and my order was wrong...didn't mean to sound snippy."
He hands me the coupons and smiles big. "No problem MAM"
Okay I now feel like a complete White Bitch... I wanted to say something to him....but I couldn't because it felt even weirder to say, "I couldn't understand her accent especially over the intercom so that's how this mix up happened" because then I was getting into accents and slang and it seemed like a trip down the rabbit hole.
I took my combos and drove home....but I felt uneasy....strange....as if I wanted to go back and say...hey I'm not one of those of folks....I don't look down my nose at people....but I couldn't and I didn't....and it still feels funny.
Monday, October 29, 2012
More Awkward Family Pet Pictures.....
These are just too good.....if I were the first guys....I would hope the python was fed before I played with it....and as far as the last guy.....well I guess if you're a nudist....having a dog around is really good for a lot of things.
Saturday, October 27, 2012
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Hilarious! Romney as Dolores Umbridge...lol
I saw this on Facebook and it just made me laugh.......Mitt Romney likened to Dolores Umbridge.
LOL....I don't know if the photo was retouched...but he seems a bit pink....with a matching smile.
Saturday, October 20, 2012
Folded Egg Product
It made sense to become a "Hilton Honors Member" and start accumulating points. After all, who doesn't like a free room now and again just staying at hotels you would stay at anyway.
On my trip to Chicago and Ohio, I continued to stay at various Hiltons...from Garden Inns to Hampton Inns to Homewood suites....nice rooms, good locations and breakfast is often included..saves time to have my coffee, yogurt and egg right there.
But lately....the rather okay scrambled eggs of past visits has been replaced by what I call "The Folded Egg Product." By the looks of it, it's supposed to be an Omelet...either plain or with cheese.
Trouble is....it doesn't taste like an omelet.... it taste like a folded egg product disguised as an omelet.
The Folded Egg Product now seems ubiquitous in the Hilton chains. At the lower end Hampton Inn, you slip your Folded Egg Product onto a shiny paper plate. At the Homewood Suites, your Folded Egg Product has little buckets near it with salsa and shredded cheese so you can "liven" it up and you get to place your Folded Egg Product on a real plate.
I tried the Folded Egg Product once or twice but after that....just sliding back the steel/aluminum lid of the food tray and seeing them there....lined up like some fake tacos....or half a Frisbee...or ???? Made me leary....and weary. I know they must be easy to serve....obviously some frozen product which gets thrown into an oven ....but eeeewwwwwwwww......this is threatening my loyalty. And if the egg is fake certainly the cheese is too. Double ewwww.
Of course, God knows what the Holiday Inn or other hotels are serving....maybe the Folded Egg Product is luxurious in comparison to other fake egg products.....maybe it's the best of the best fake eggs and I don't know it.
Trust me, after almost two weeks on the road and in hotels....I loathed the sight of the Folded Egg Product and ate only name brand yogurt and bagels...with my hot cup of coffee.
And what did I have my hub cook for me our first day home...which happened to be a Sunday? Eggs....real ones from shells....sunny side up so I could enjoy the sight of the cooked yoke ...... I also asked him not to FOLD or bend or in any way change the shape of the eggs.....just make 'em flat and real.
Flat and real.
Friday, October 05, 2012
Chicago
I am in Chicago tonight...sitting in my hotel room....with a zipped up hoodie and the heat chugging along. I'm on my way to visit my daughter in Ohio and decided to stop in my ol' hometown to visit family, stock up on special food and do a tad bit of shopping.
It's been a wonderful but busy day. I arrived last night in balmy 78 degree weather and walked outside to a temp of 45 degrees this morning. Whoa....that made me retreat back to my room to try and find something warm. The trouble with living in the South is that you get used to moderate temperatures and cold weather startles you. It's like you pause and say..."What's this? Why is my nose cold?....Why are my toes aching in these sandals? And in my in case this morning....Did I really pack Capri pants and shorts? No jeans? No-legged pants? Apparently I was in a Southern frame of mind....cause I packed liked I was heading to Dallas versus Chicago/Ohio.
Despite the 45 degree temperatures....I stopped at Home Depot to check out their shrubs. Dang....they had just the type I was looking for....a type that is on special order in the South till spring. I thought it was rather early in the trip to start hauling shrubs...but they were 30% off and big and healthy so a few hours into my visit and I was already looking like a landscape truck. The shrubs were so big I had to stop the car and rearrange them so they were sitting in the seats complete with seat belts around them. All I need is a couple of little hats and I could pretend I was transporting some forest people.
Happy, very happy to find my shrubs....I headed over to the Yorktown Mall which holds one of my favorite stores...Von Maurs. This is a store where I can walk in and find a dress in less than 30 minutes. It's like magic. I needed magic because my hub told me before I left that we had a "Gala" to go too in two weeks. I'm thinking....did he really just get the invitation or did he just finally come around to letting me know. Well...another lucky stroke....I walk in....and spy this dress....old Hollywood style off the shoulder with a rhinestoney-type brooch ...tight fitting ooh la la. Okay....magic is being shipped to my house next week.
By the time I left the store....it was mid-winter gray outside and I felt awkward in my cheerful Capri pants and bare legs. Oh well.....I headed over to the best omelet restaurant in Chicago....Les Brothers. I ordered a vegetarian omelet with toast and hash browns and a tough cup of coffee. It was marvelous. They have the best omelets. I was now warm and happy with a dress in the mail and two shrubs in the back seat.
Visiting my "Auntie" ...my mother's best friend was next. She answered the door and I felt uneasy. She had lost weight and looked more fragile. She's 91 but you would guess around 81 at the most....beautiful skin....white hair always coiffed....and she remembers everything. I have to ask her names of people and events in our past.
But this time.....I felt a little fear. Her sister who lived across town had recently died. They called each other every morning at 10am for the last 25 years. Both were widowed.....and living alone.....they checked in with each other....laughed....shared gossip...and talked about Chicago news. Now Jean was gone for my Auntie.....I imagine it is, in some way, like losing a spouse for they kept each other company for part of each day.
As Auntie talked to me, I just worried.....like spouses that die one after the other....I wondered if this loss would put her in a downward spiral. When I left, I gave her a kiss...then turned around and gave her another kiss. She in turn handed me a bag she had hid on the couch with delicious pastries a neighbor had gotten from a famous bakery around the corner. Food is a central part of Chicago.....so I might as well start stockpiling.
I headed back to the hotel room after my visit. It felt strange. I had to consciously make a right hand turn towards the hotel rather than a left hand turn towards my parents' house. All my adult life, each time I returned to Chicago I had a warm bed and my parents to see. Now....I was headed to a chain hotel.
I had visited their graves when I arrived in town the day before....it was a sunny balmy late afternoon and I picked some weeds between the hostas and day lilies I planted a year ago and watered them from the old spigot near the street. I had learned to carry a waterproof plastic bag in my spare wheel well...so it was easy to cart some water up the hill onto the dry landscape. I left a rock on their headstone as a remembrance and kissed the top of the stone near my dad. It is still strange to come to my hometown and not see them. Although I could have drove past their house after I visited the cemetery....I did not. I simply did not want to go to relive what was lost. The house belongs to someone else...and I didn't want to see the landscape or the house changed. Maybe in a while....I can roll past their house and smile...but right now....my reaction is more like....how could the new owners remove my dad's daylilies? Why did they put that awful planter by the front door...Why did.... It is best to let it sit and grow into someone else's place.
Tomorrow....in my cheerful inappropriate Capri's....I will pick up some Kolaches (Polish cookies) to take home plus head to Bobaks...a Polish marketplace and buy some kielbasa and Russian rye bread and probably some other goodies . Then I'll head to Ohio.....where I was able at the last minute to get a room for Saturday night even though Ohio State is playing. Yippeee....I can get in a day early and unpack and start the visit with my daughter.
And that is magic too.
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