Well Catwoman was right........if you're going to be a housewife for a couple months....you might as well be a desperate housewife.....one hand on your chain saw ....the other hand on your martini.Here's how my first week went:
Officially survived being a Chigger appetizer. Painted myself with nail polish (and resisted the urge to buff)....took baths with my rubber ducky (that lucky guy) in silky oatmeal water......expect to be sweet and tasty again in a couple of days.
Discovered there's free money in doing housework! Here's today's loot.....there's a bounty of coins waiting to be discovered in drawers, under couches and in seat cushions. Can you imagine the tidy sum I'll have in two months ? I can hardly wait for tomorrow's ca-ching in the coin jar.And here's my exciting week ahead. I begin to call contractors to work on the dry rot, start the backyard....clean the pantry.....and paint part of the laundry.
I know you're jealous.....how could anyone have so much fun!
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