Showing posts with label when will it stop raining. Show all posts
Showing posts with label when will it stop raining. Show all posts

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Calling Noah


Another day of rain and some one is going to have to ring up Noah to get an ark down here.
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Rain. Rain. Rain.
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My cactus are moldy.....my wood deck is slippery.....and the grass goes squish squish squish.
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Worse....you can't survive outside for more than 5 minutes.
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I tried to prune some flowers by my front door and felt a tingly sensation in my legs.....looked down and it was like southerns at a free buffet.....lordy....my legs were covered in mosquitoes....I had a horrible flashback to an old "Off" commercial where that lab guy would stick his arm in a Plexiglas box full of mosquitoes. That's how my legs looked except they weren't in Plexiglas's.
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Yuck.
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Never nipped the flowers cause the skeeters were sipping on me.
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"They say"....(all the local they sayers aka weathermen) that it will be over in a few more days.

Hope so.....I've always been a tad distrustful of the Noah story.....
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