Showing posts with label vacations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vacations. Show all posts

Monday, October 27, 2008

Things I learned on my trip......never touch the towels....they could turn into monkeys.

The best part of traveling is learning and seeing new things.

So I thought I would share the wealth of my trip over the next few days.

The first thing I want to share is an art form ...new to me.....Towel Art.

Yes ....Towel Art.

I heard of the craft, actually seen a how-to book in my bookstore, but thought this art form was only observed in far off spas....where people who had spent way too much time in a steam bath or had way too many hot rocks placed on them....desperately twisted towels in a vain attempt to remember shapes from the real world.

But ahhh.....I learned Towel Art... is the main art form in cruise land.

Here's some art that greeted us after dinner in our room:


The cute pooch

The cuddly koala

The care-free monkey

and my favorite.....the jaunty penis.
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(It's supposed to be a penis right? My hub thought it might be a strange ant eater....or aardvark??? But not me.....anything with two testicles and a stalk in between ...weighs in as a penis......okay I can't explain the little feet....but hey....you're bound to see exotic things when you travel the seas.)
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Monday, May 26, 2008

This ain't gonna work......



These are the books I want to take with me on vacation.....a modest pile consisting of:


an erotic fiction

a regular fiction

two drawing books

one writing book

one nyc book

two self help books

one biography

one humor book

two sketch pads

(no I don't draw but I have this terribly urge to try)

a shell and beach identification book

one architectural/philosophy book

one journal

one slim poetry book.......


I can't imagine going with less...........so now it's come down to...books or things like>>>>>>clothes.


I feel like King Solomon....suggesting the baby might have to be cut in half......will I have to abandon those killer high heels after all?
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