Come on Baby Light My Fire......Part 2

Bless the enterprising Chinese and the fun of literal translations.

As I mentioned in my last blog.....I was sailing along on Google looking for lofty thoughts on passion when I took a detour......and started reading sexual passion remedy sites.

Here are a few of my favorites:

Never fear...don't have the urge....try an ANT PILL....

It's main composition.....wild bald ants. Hmmmm....makes me wonder if there are tame furry ants in China....because around here ...all my ants are wild...and bald.

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Geez ....maybe when they form a conga line towards the crumbs on my floor....I should scoop them up and sell them to someone. (And yes...I admit for one nanosecond I thought whoopee free aphrodisiacs in my kitchen...but logic and reality hit me by the second nanosecond)

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And look at the great pic.....just in case you forget what ant pills are for.... the pic is probably a bit of a gamble for this product....some folks like me would take one look at the pic and think ...time to get more ant traps...instead of time to get it on.

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Officially the pill is good for : "minifyng the kidney and invigorating yang. Good for short and small penis, general efficiency qi, gradualism and lassitude in the loins and legs."

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Okay I love.... the "lassitude in the loins and legs" phrase.....and also "gradualism"....

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I guess if you're timid....or your moving too gradually towards the oh-oh-oh goal....an Ant Pill could speed you to the promised land ( a joke in honor of Passover tonight)

Okay I'm a chocolate lover.....and I admit Goddess Chocolate sounds sexy...however...there doesn't seem to be a lot of chocolate in the powder....instead it touts "pure crude ingredients" with no other description.

Goddess Chocolate is "aiming at the treatment of women who are sex reaction slowness, sex coldness." It's "effective to activate female sex nerve center make sex life more comfortable."

The ad warns it should be used only by "legal couples" and its forbidden to be used at "Other wrongdoings."

But the greatest greatest part of this ad is the small sentence at the very end.....oh it's lovely.....ready?

"Can be dissolve in coffee."

And I'm thinking of all the men....smiling at their wives....as they offer them a fresh cup of coffee.

Help me here... this is listed as a sex toy.

What do you do with this? Hold a scrotum? Catch a breast? Use it as a drink or lube stand?
It's obvious whomever designed this took the birds and bees literally....cause it looks like a guy is supposed to land and nuzzle her roses?

And please....note the name of the product.......Fast Food. Sounds like something the Bee Movie could have used as a gag.

And finally ....this same website....which sells passion pills, sex toys....blow up dolls....also sells coffins which can be purchased online. (Practical me....I can't envision the UPS man leaving this at my front door.)

So does this mean using sex aids leads to killer sex?

Or should you use the aids and have great sex.... cause you never know when your time will come? (small pun)

or Passion can kill ya....but what a way to go????