Sculpture by Ron Mueck.
A mostly humorous look at life...my life...from crossing the Sahara desert to figuring out how to work an industrial-sized washing machine. Okay,okay.... a few reflective moments too.....
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Monday, August 18, 2014
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Okay something for the guy who wants to feel like he's a bee........
Okay....so I don't pee standing up....but half the world does......and 3/4 of our household think they are firemen.
Sometimes when my menfolks make me mad....because they don't aim straight....I tell them I'm going to ban them and they could just go outside and pee on a tree ..or a bush....or a flower....
okay....how about in a flower?
Viola.....a new urinal designed by a sculptor.....and guaranteed to make a man feel he's right out in the garden.....just behind a big bush or a spectacular tree....gee if you put one of those nature cds in your bathroom....with birds tweeting....menfolks might never leave......the room.
Sometimes when my menfolks make me mad....because they don't aim straight....I tell them I'm going to ban them and they could just go outside and pee on a tree ..or a bush....or a flower....
okay....how about in a flower?
Viola.....a new urinal designed by a sculptor.....and guaranteed to make a man feel he's right out in the garden.....just behind a big bush or a spectacular tree....gee if you put one of those nature cds in your bathroom....with birds tweeting....menfolks might never leave......the room.
Only for early risers....cause you know by the time the sun comes up these babies are closed tighter than drum......
Gee ...visualize a couple of guys in a men's room....all pissing on a pretty pistol......
Okay.....I'll take that back....cut that image.
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