Later this evening...I was sipping champagne.....watching Saturday Night Live...when they did some joke centered around Friday.....March 14th.....
OMG......... I laughed....today is March 15th....March 15th...the Ides of March....which if you remember from lit class was immortalized by Shakespeare because it was the day the senators did Caesar in......and hence the phrase....Beware the Ides of March.
Okay so Caesar was supposedly killed that day........Why is the Ides of March really important.....cause I streaked naked across my college campus on the Ides of March with a couple of others girls.....on a cold windy evening in Omaha....which trust me made for a quick run......
I remember there were a few guys along the side walks ....encouraging us along ("run faster?")....but I realize NOW.... they weren't worried we'd catch a cold.........
they wanted us to run faster because certain anatomical parts would dramatically move up and down.....duh....how many years did it take me to figure that one out?????
So....I said to my hub....I should run again....of course ...he thought I was joking....
Which of course made me even more determined to carry out my......... run au natural....
Besides the boys weren't home....and I live on a sleepy street ...who would be up this late looking out their window??
So off I dashed...down the deck......
Hub didn't look startled at all....I think he shouted "turn around"..........which made me wonder if he was one of the boys on that street back in college........that night.
Yeah...turn around and run faster....hmmmmmmmm
I was off to a good start........ when the headlights of about two or three cars....came towards me.......so I ducked....then completed my dash.
By the time I came inside......I was laughing sooooooooo hard.....I couldn't put my clothes back on......
So remember lads and lassies .....when you end up buying fertilzer, doing taxes and painting over the weekend......ye can make your pathetic day fun......with a bit o'bubbly and a desire to take your undies off......and run.......
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