I just joined an online community of booksellers....
and browsed all the stories about bad customer behavior.....
including....
pooping in the store....
really.....
in the elevator....
behind the bookshelves.....
and in front of the music department.....
I laughed so hard I had to rest my head on my desk.....
I mean....are people shitting in Walmart or Target????
or are they just running over to their favorite bookstore when they have the urge?
Why save it for us?
Why not do it in Sam's club with those wide spacious aisles?
Or Best Buy where Geeks could analyze it?
Or better yet in a UPS store, where brown can move you?
Geez...someday we may be required to post a warning on our front door:
Caution: Books are exciting to some people, if you have a lose sphincter, irritable bowels or are prone to browning yourself when stimulated, please wear a Depends for the safety and comfort of your fellow shoppers.
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