I've never seen plastic testicles in any of our local stores....yet the pickup truck my son photographed in a local parking lot....wasn't the first vehicle I've spotted sporting nuts.
So I headed off to the net.....and bang.....first hit....a website and company devoted to nuts...or Nutz, as the company calls them.
The owner seems to have a pretty good sense of humor about his ten year old business selling novelty testicles.....because there's a cute and half serious video clip embedded in the home page.
I've only seen natural colored nutz hanging from cars and pickups down south where I live...but apparently there's a whole range of styles and colors..... to adorn your cars, trucks, scooters and
(are you ready for this?)
wheelchairs!
Yep....I guess some people slap them on the on their 4 wheeler....to make sure folks know that even someone with assisted mobility can have a tough spirit.
Seeing is believing so I've picked out just a few of the ones I thought were interesting.....
Gives a whole new meaning to "blue balls"....doesn't it?
These are tinted chrome.
These scare me and doesn't it defeat the purpose if you camoflauge them?
I sort of like these......blue by day....and glowing by night.....cause you want to have every one's attention 24 hours a day
All those vieny things are a bit unnerving in a natural color....but I do think the lipstick adds an interesting touch.And if you aren't brave enough to mount them on your vehicle....for $5 bucks....they have mini testicles keychains.
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Now ain't that special?
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So Robert.....where's your car parked?
