Best Vintage Valentine Day Card....ever! LOL

I'm not quite sure I get it......traditional greeting but???

Love in a Sausage???

??????

Hmmmm.....

More Vintage Valentine Day Cards

The postcard reads: I had considerable trouble with my sparker, but hope to arrive.

Hmmmm....no wonder she's turned away from him....a failed sparker could be a game changer in a relationship.





This postcard reads: What are you thinking about Tommy? Same as you. Oh! you naughty man!

And I'm thinking...geez these two look like they need an instruction manual.