How they felt better....how I'm walking strong and what a great feeling that is...to feel all your muscles working right after they have been hurt, injured and punished.
So I went, as usual, to Google images to hunt for a picture for my blog.
I entered the words..."fast walking" ....in the search engine.
Immediately my eyes fell on a picture of a nurse with her breasts hanging out. As a former nurse, it's my duty to check these types of images out....I expected the addy to lead me to a porn site. Instead I landed on a blog which touted the secrets of longevity.
According to this blog these things helped you live longer:
1) Walking fast.
2) Relaxing, sleeping and fasting for two days a month.
3) Reading
And number #4 was "Enjoying women's breasts." The sentence structure made me believe the blog was translated and not originally in English. The advice was so interesting I copied it here.....
4) Enjoying women's breast. Scientists found that enjoying women's breast for ten minutes is beneficial to the health. This can at least reduce the risk of suffering from myocardial infarction. The medical expert Karen Weatherbee believes it is especially suitable for a 40 year old man.
Of course it doesn't say whether a woman who has her breast played with for ten minutes a day also enjoys "health benefits" but certainly men 40 and over do receive benefits.
I wondered why they picked the breasts falling out of the uniformed nurse to demonstrate the idea.? Still curious about the advice, I decided to google Dr. Weatherbee who turned out to be Dr. Weatherby, a scientist from Germany.She conducted studies where 200 males who were followed for 5 years. Half were told to ogle a women's breast daily ( There were no details on how the ogling was conducted. Were these live ogling session or something as simple as looking as Victoria secret ads?)
After 5 years, ( and yes....I know several men who would have volunteered for ten years or more given the chance), the men who ogled had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulses and less coronary artery disease. She further commented that ogling daily could prolong a man's life by 4-5 years.
Wow.....I immediately realized .....being a busty woman.....that I was now a medical device!
This was mind boggling....ogling me..... could make a man could live longer.
It's too bad my husband's already asleep....otherwise I would wake him up and tell him he was going to live to an extraordinary ripe old age....with me around.
Of course, the study was very lopsided. Did women benefit from being ogled? Did they live longer if someone ogled their breasts daily?? I sure hope Dr. Weatherby is studying the other side of this question.
Another wow....I just realized every time I wear a blouse with cleavage I'm like Mother Theresa....giving out good karma, health, and longevity.
This puts a whole new emphasis on my wardrobe......I mean should I toss my turtlenecks out since they're a hazard to men's health everywhere?
What amazing implications.......lol....
